Guvera is about to launch in Australia.  After a year of hype and bold claims of ‘the biggest change to media in history’, it will be interesting to see what they have to offer.  The basic premise is that consumers can download music within brand channels so the brand pays for the cost of the download and the consumer is exposed to the brand.

The site’s holding page states “Your music downloads paid for by brands” and then “Many thanks to the leading brands that are paying for your downloads” with a bunch of logos including Johnson & Johnson, McDonalds and Bacardi among others.

I can’t help thinking that the whole concept is just a bit naff.  If the average 18 year old music fan had written the copy it would more likely read “Your music downloads paid for by dumb brands desperately trying to be cool”.

The brands participating are like the dorky kid at school who bought the cool kids lunch in an attempt to be invited into their gang.  The gang accepted whilst sniggering behind their back, the whole action just proving how much of a loser the kid really was.

Good marketing should stand out, grab and hold your attention. It should be unexpected and creative. The concept of buying consumers music in exchange for them seeing your advertising message seems to be missing the point and not really trying.  It’s saying to the consumer “Hey, we’re not creative enough to stand out so we just paid these guys to give you some free stuff…please love us for it!”.

I like that concepts like this and Spotify are having a go at saving the recorded music business. I just don’t believe the Guvera model is the answer.  To change behaviour and create the revolution Guvera promises you have to make the experience faster, easier and better than illegal downloading.  You have to understand the motivations behind why users download illegally in the first place. To me Guvera does neither.

The irony of naming a blatantly commercial global brand driven service after Che Guevara, the marxist revolutionary is not lost on me either. The essence of the countercultural icons life mission was a desire to create the consciousness of a new man driven by moral rather than material incentives.  I’m sure Che’s turning in his grave!